Tuesday, March 31, 2009
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I love me some me
- Mr. Shife
- Boise, ID, mrshife@yahoo.com
- “My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize; he would drink. He would make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring, we’d make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds—pretty standard, really. At the age of 12, I received my first scribe. At the age of 14, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum…it’s breathtaking. I highly suggest you try it.”
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35 confessions:
Yay Baby Shife!!!!
I thought I sensed a disturbance in the Force...
I knew it! I was at the park this morning and sensed it. Congrats to all of you. What a beautiful day and what a lucky little boy. Hope everyone's feeling okay.
Much love from our family to yours.
XOXOXOXO
Many congrats. Hope all of you are resting and doing well.
What wonderful news! And how is that heart of yours? Now fully open? All chambers bursting?
Congratulations to all.
excellent news!!!!!
boys have way better toys than girls. start building that model railroad or slot car layout asap.
congratulations.
Congrats!
Way to go Shife and wife!!!!
tons of love!
Wonderful happy news! Congratulations to you and your fabulous wife, Shife! Boys are a blast to raise. Be extra good to the Mrs. :)
Hi, Dad!
You're going to name him just bob right?
I am so happy for you. Life has now changed as you know it. But trust me, it will be the greatest experience in your life. Good Luck, and enjoy him while he is young, because he will grow up as fast as lightening.
Fantastic! Congrats you two!
CONGRATS!!! That's awesome my friend
wonderful news
enjoy
enjoy
enjoy
xxxxx
As we would say in Spanish...Felicidades Shife!! Congratulations on your Son...say it outloud.... "Son"
Congrats. I hope that everyone is doing well!
Yay! It's a Shifelet!!!
Congrats! Hope all is great and hope to see pictures soon (or at least the stats).
Congrats!! Best wishes to your new family.
Congrats Shifey! Hope the misses (and you) is doing well.
excellent!!!!!
Can i get some pictures up in here?
Congratulations on the 'Lil Mr. Shife!
Hope everyone's doing well and getting adjusted to the wonderfulness of a newborn! :)
Congratulations again for Shife 2.0! :)
Congrats!! Now the good stories will begin.
Congratulations to you and Mrs. Shife, I am so happy for you both. A baby boy!!!
"I'm a Dad!"
Yup, life isn't the same, is it baby!!!!
Oh what fun we're going to have with you and the wee one!!!
Hi honey!! It's been daze. You still alive?! How's Mrs. Shife? Frig still stocked? Relatives still near? Hope still alive?!
Love you darling and waiting for you to take some air.
Blogger needs a "like" button like facebook.
Awwww!
Conrats. But does this mean you won't be blogging as much?
Just kidding. Congrats, man.
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Watch Natsha Naked!
Just checking in on you guys, I hope you are finding time to rest. HA!
You know you're not sleeping. So why are you not blogging?
;)
Hope all is well in Shifleyville.
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